Tristan Silvers

[hannah]

Wow! Welcome to the first ever The Industry Awards. Tonight is going to be exciting!

Mr. Silvers, man of the hour! First things first, who are you wearing tonight?
Um.. I don't know, it's a suit? His name is Tim.

And who did you bring as your gorgeous date this evening?
I called the escort service and they said they're fresh out.. it looks as if Silvers is solo for the night. If anyone wants to change that, please let me know.

Well i'm jealous. Are you working on any projects right now or coming up?
You know the life of Tristan Silvers is never dull. I just finished up my small role in Ruthless Warrior, and I'm about to start Just Sitting, a Canadian film about a college dropout who decides to babysit to earn some extra money. It's gonna be a hoot.

There are so many stars here tonight, is there anybody that you are really looking forward to meeting?
The entire cast of Zeroes seems like a good bunch. I already know a few of them, but meeting them would be pretty chill.

Do you have any predictions on winners for this evening?
Cooper Draven's probably got a good shot, as well as Gwen Pastino. But since I'm hosting, I know nothing!

"Do you think that anybody got snubbed for a nomination tonight?"
Uh, yours truly?!

Who do you think is the most talentless person in Hollywood right now?
Jack, wherever that idiot is. No, I love him. No homo.

Do you think you're the most talented?
Oh hell no. I'm just an idiot kid from Maine who got lucky.

Who do you think is a huge slut?
Jules Moore-Ross, that wannabe badass.

What movie got nominated tonight that you think totally sucks?
Not gonna lie, I wasn't too big on Mary and Catherine.

Who would you never want to work with ever?
Snooki... that's my official answer.

Which star, no strings attached, single in this scenario, would you totally bang in the bathroom right now?
Am I allowed to say Betty White? Cause she's bangin'.

What's the scoop on your relationship with Kate Peterson, and where did that go?
If I knew, I'd tell you.

Will there be a certain blonde in your future?
I'm pretty sure there will be blondes in my future. I'm in Hollywood, everyone bleaches the shit out of their hair at least once.

Thank you for talking with us! Enjoy the rest of your evening.