DIZ ALDEN

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Come over here and talk to us! How are ya? Hope you're good cause we're great! First question…

Who do you think is the most talentless person in Hollywood right now?
I think Honor is a shitty person. [laughs] Nah, I don't really think that. I hate Zeroes though. Well, mixed emotions. Mixed emotions.

Do you think you're the most talented?
I'm a good rapper and good at what I do for a living, but these motherfuckers are phenomenal.

Who do you think is a huge slut?
Mikaela. [laughs] Not exactly. She's a good time. Did you know we slept with each other in two different hemispheres? I thought it was impressive.

Speaking of Mikaela, we've heard some rumors about that. Could you fill us in on that relationship?
Relationship? Me and relationships... Hm. I don't belong in a relationship, but she's a fun person. She's a female I thoroughly enjoy spending time with, which is fucking weird. She's funny. She eats like a guy, and it's revolting sometimes, but she's fucking fantastic. Fantastic. What? No, I'm not drunk.

What movie got nominated tonight that you think totally sucks?
Tristan Silvers. No, no, I'm kidding. He's my man. No, but really, Paige Nilles shouldn't act... ever. I don't give a damn if she's cute. She's a terrible excuse for an actress. Yes, I actually mean that.

Who would you never want to work with ever?
Olivia Grace is supposed to be a bitch. And that is a damn shame because she's gorgeous. So... I would want to avoid that, yeah.

Which star, no strings attached, single in this scenario, would you totally bang in the bathroom right now?
Olivia Grace. And Juliette... Maybe at the same time.

So what's this with your new album drop?
Yes, my EP just dropped... And it's fantastic and well-received, so I'm performing here next year. [laughs]

How do you think your album is going to affect your career?
I'll tell you now that being a rapper makes my job easier. I feel for artists, and I know what it's like to hold onto your integrity for your life. So... I think this is going to inspire me, you know, even if it's not well-received. But I think it will be. Because I work hard. I'll still be a music supervisor because that is my career choice. NYU taught me well. [pauses contemplatively] I want to be famous, you know, for the right reasons... If there is such a thing. Yeah.

Who's your date tonight?
I came solo, but I'll be sitting with Mikaela.

Thanks, bye!