KENDRICK, artie ethan

[artie]

artie ethan kendrick.

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/ i want to voice this out loud

full name. artie ethan kendrick
stage name. artie kendrick
nicknames. artie, asshole, jerk.
age & dob. thirty nine , twelth january
gender. male
sexual orientation. heterosexual
career. film actor
hometown. los angeles


/ it's therapeutic somehow

height. 6' 1½"
eyes. blue
hair. dark brown, lighter in the sun
build. muscular, broad shoulders.
distinguishing features. he has a piercing stare that tends to come out in the sun when he squints.
play-by. gerard butler


/ so i'm moving to new york

loves. big boobs, lingerie models, attention, the beach, sun, summer, los angeles, shot skirts, long legs, blondes, brunettes, cigarettes, alcohol, acting, money, sex, fast cars.
hates. short girls, mouthy girls, female directors, long days, attending events, chat shows, photo shoots, control freaks, twitter, instant messaging, the internet.
quirks. if he cant have a pint of beer or whatever he has to have two halves at the same time, if he shaves it has to be on a sunday, he arranges his aftershave in size order.
aspirations. become the name on everyones lips, earn $1million for a film, buy a ferarri.
secrets. he has a daughter to a one night stand he had eighteen years ago, he has been to prison for assault when he was seventeen.
personality evaltuated. it’s easy to describe artie – asshole. that’s what he is and if he was to be honest that’s how he enjoys it. he argues plenty and he shouts a lot. he’s difficult to work with and hard to control. he isn’t controlled, that’s how it goes. the only people who have any sort of control over him are his directors or family, and they even find it hard sometimes. you see, he’s a really stubborn kind of guy. if he has a point he has to have it heard and understood. if he knows he is right he will argue until his answer is accepted. he’s strong willed - that’s for sure. when arguing he isn’t fair, he doesn’t wait to hear all sides of a story. he just goes in head first ready to fight because he seriously would. fight, that is. he’s a tough guy and he has been in plenty of fights before – normally silly, pointless bar fights but fights nonetheless. he obviously works out, or has done in the past, so normally he would come out on top and walk away with his pride intact whilst his opponent wept and took care of their bruises and broken egos. he doesn’t care for kindness and all that kiss-and-make-up shit. he holds grudges like he believes any man should. what’s the point having a fight then saying sorry and being best of friends? what a waste of time!

he’s an ass to his friends too. what, you didn’t think he had friends? well duh, of course he does. he’s a big shot film star, he has his friends. he’s a joker around them, always poking fun of tiny little flaws, whatever he can find. his friends have learned to put up with him and have slowly learned to love him and his jack-assery tendencies. when it came down to it, though, his friends are important to him. he would live a sad lonely life if he had no friends. sometimes, only sometimes though, he feels bad for always mocking them or joking around them. he would hate to have a friend like him. he would take a bullet, no doubt about it, for some of his closest friends. he likes to play around on set too, that’s kind of why he’s hard to work with. if the take goes wrong he messes up on purpose again for laughs, obviously they don’t come from the crew though. he has almost been dropped from his roles previously for fooling around too much. when he gets a warning he puts his head down though and gets on with it. he loves acting and making money at the end of the day.

now for the worst part. romance. or lack of it. artie is not romantic at all. he would take a girl out and wouldn’t offer to pay. he wouldn’t buy her flowers. he just wants to get in her pants. even at thirty nine he is a bit of a player. he uses his name to get booty and boobs. he is a sloth, a dog, whatever other names you can think to call him – he’s probably been called it before by some poor girl who he’s been with and then not called again. he forgets birthdays and special occasions and doesn’t bother showering any longer-than-a-night girls with affectionate gifts. honestly, sex is all he sees in girls. he doesn’t give two hoots about substance. as long as she has a nice ass and two fine boobs shes good for him. even when he was married he didn’t try to be romantic. hes the kind of guy who would call you “sugar tits” as a pet name. yeah, that guy.



/ i've got issues with my sleep

father. desmond kendrick , sixty one , ex-actor.
mother. jennifer huss-kendrick , fifty eight , ex-burlesque dancer.
siblings. none.
pets. none.
other family. eleanor di'angelo , daughter , eighteen.
history evaluated.from a young age artie was looked after by maids, rarely ever by his parents. he had everything he wanted whenever he wanted as his father was a famous movie star and his mother a professional burlesque dancer. they had met at a burlesque club where his mother had been performing and his father had given her a very, very big tip. in fact, she was so surprised that she had a drink with him afterwards – only then did she realise who he was and then she did what any girl would probably do and latched on for his money. yeah, she was a money grabber, but she wasn’t afraid to admit it at all. and desmond didn’t mind either – he had a beautiful woman on his arm and their babies would look good. they dated for quite a while, almost two years, before desmond proposed to jennifer and, of course, she said yes. she did love him but she knew deep down it was his money that attracted her to him. and he knew it deep down too but it didn’t stop him. they went to events and parties together and looked happy on the outside. they rarely spoke to each other like a couple would though – the connection wasn’t there. they married though and jennifer fell pregnant with artie on their wedding night. she gave birth nine months later to a healthy baby. cracks appeared and the married couple began to argue, jennifer became depressed and put on weight. the burlesque club didn’t want her anymore which threw her further into depression. desmond didn’t have time for an unhappy wife and they separated before artie was one. desmond made sure artie stayed with him though, he believed it was right.

artie grew as any baby would and flew through his toddler years. when he began school he wasn’t at the top of the class, in fact, he wasn’t very clever at all. but he was a joker and popular amongst the other children. whenever anybody asked him what he wanted to be when he was older he would say famous. he wanted fame and fortune – he had the latter already. his father still had his fortune even after the divorce settlements had gone through. desmond took artie out of ordinary school when he was eleven and put him into acting school which was where artie wanted to be. he loved being on stage and landed a role in a show on broadway when he was thirteen. it was a small role, just in the chorus, but it was experience and it made him realise it wasn’t acting on the stage that he wanted. he graduated from there though with average grades but a good reference and got himself an agent. throughout his teen years his father brought a different women home every night so it wasn’t surprising that artie thought that was right. he had never spoken to his mother so he didn’t miss her.

at eighteen artie started going out a lot with friends or just on his own and, like his father, started having a lot of one night stands. on his twenty first birthday he went to a burlesque club, paid for by his father, and tipped a dancer in the same way his father had done all that time ago. after her shift ended he took her back to his hotel room and the rest is history. or not, because she had a baby girl that he didn’t know about.

time passed and he got a few lead roles – he got quite famous and met lots of beautiful women. he met a young model, thought he loved her. he loved her body, not her. they were married though but it wasn’t good. they fought and argued like troopers. then they would have make-up sex and everything would be fine for him. but he didn’t get her gifts, he forgot her birthday and she separated him. he wasn’t bothered too much though, it was one less stress out of his life and he was free to get with whoever he wanted, true kendrick style.



/ christmas came early for me

alias. jack
years of rp experience. 5 or 6. idk.
other characters. ian andrew cross, rowan frankie cooper.
how did you find us. eve.
roleplay sample.

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aha! i love this guy.