i'm the designated drinker , kat

[chelsea]

GRAB TWO HOE'S AND DO SOME BODY SHOTS
I WANNA PARTY ALL NIGHT TILL THEY CALL THE COPS
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"TAKE IT OFF!" our loudmouthed buxom beauty shouted, and she was not alone. Some of the girls were even chanting the phrase over and over, trying to persuade the delicious and hunky bartender to strip his shirt and climb onto the bar and join in the fun and games of body shots. He had done it many times before and was playfully teasing the regulars, pretending he wasn't going to do it. When that shirt came off and exposed his body, there were whistles galore. "Woo!" Chelsea called, grinning at her best friend Kat as people stood around the bar. But when the question of “who wants to go first?” came, people starting chickening out. Jesus, it wasn't like they were asking you to blow him, it was a body shot. Chelsea had been the body in the phrase body shots whenever they did this at house parties and shit, but she sure did love a good body shot. Though taking a tall shot glass out of another woman's cleavage was a lot more hygienic then sucking alcohol off of someone's stomach. But fuck it, she'd lick his stomach if she had to.

It was a hard life, having to lick a hot guy's muscular abdomen. He wasn't freakishly ripped but boy, did that guy look fine. The salt was laid down horizontally under his belly button while the tequila was placed above it and the guy, named Dean, had a slice of lime in his mouth waiting for her. She was giggling away, her hands on the side of the bar as she leaned over him and got to work. She was shameless. And you love it. Out came her pierced tongue and she suggestively teased his skin, curling her tongue at the end once she licked off all the salt and moved up to hoover up all the tequila. She had time to run the back of her hand across her lips because tequila was dribbling down her chin before putting one hand on the side of Dean's face to pluck the lime out of his mouth. And she stood up straight, lifting her arms up above her head in victory, with a piece of luscious green lime now acting as her teeth. Removing it, she ran her tongue across her front teeth and smiled. "Boy, you sure do taste delicious." she cooed.

And with that, she smiled devilishly and turned to Kat in a fit of laughter, running her hand across her lips once more and taking back the blue clutch bag and her bottle of Corona back from Kat having asked her to hold them. She huddled next to her buddy, putting her arm around Kitty Kat's slender shoulders to lean in and say "Oh my god. I'd like to do that again. Many, many times." she joked fuck that, she was serious and nudged Kat a little. "I hope you're ready baby girl, you know I won't let you leave tonight without being the body, or taking the shot." she grinned. Though she would, she would never make Kat do anything she didn't want to do or anything that made her uncomfortable. But Chels could at least try, right?!

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[kat]

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there were a couple of places you would never, ever see kat stevenson. one place would be an abortion clinic. another would be a snake breeding facility. the last would be a club, doing body shots. but alas, there she was with her loud mouthed best friend, chelsea. how she ever got talked into this, kat would never know, but she was there. the only thing kat could think was, 'now what?' she'd been dragged off to the club, she was wearing sexy and suggestive clothing, had been hit on more times than she could count on two hands, and had been drinking (a little bit). kat's cheeks held a perpetual blush as chelsea and the other girls shouted at the bartender to take his shirt off. she was laughing, of course, because it was too funny not to. watching as chelsea stepped up to take a body shot, kat applauded her best friend. "woo, chelsea! get it girlllll!" she yelled, the blushing pink still clinging to her cheeks. boy, was chelsea brave. well, more brave than kat would ever be. not that being braver than kat was a hard task, just that she was always wondering how she and chelsea had become such good friends despite their radical differences...like being able to take body shots off of a smoking hot bartender.

it was...slightly embarrassing to watch chelsea lick someone's stomach, but amusing at the same time. kat was sure she'd never be able to pull that off in a million years, but was proud of her friend's boldness. when chelsea turned back to her, kat handed her things back and slipped an arm around her waist, laughing. "i bet you would, chels," kat said, knowing that she was being dead serious, and that chances were that she would end up doing it many, many times anyway. when she suggested that kat would do a body shot, the pink color returned to her cheeks and kat began to giggle shamelessly. "noooo!" she protested. "me, do a body shot? i wouldn't even know how to get started." kat looked around as another girl tried to wave her forward to take the shot as well. shaking her head and continuing to giggle, kat protested but felt a push from someone towards the bar. "you really want me to take the shot?" she asked around, mostly to chelsea but also to the other people trying to get her to do it. well, she only lived once and if kat had any luck at all, she wouldn't remember doing this in the morning so she couldn't regret it. taking a deep breath and smiling wide, kat stepped closer to the bar.

"okay, okay!" she said loudly. "i'll do it." man, she was going to regret this later. she could feel it, but the adrenaline pumping through her body told her that it was going to be alright for a while. at least until the alcohol wore off, which might be a while because she was such a lightweight. "set me up, chelsea!" she said, motioning to her friend. she had no idea what the mechanics of setting up a body shot were, much less about how to take one. maybe later, if she was drunk enough she would be the body but for right now, she would settle for licking some salt off of a man's stomach and get it over with. maybe after this chelsea would let kat off the hook to fade into the background and watch...but she doubted it.

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[chelsea]

Tonight was all about having some fun and forgetting all about the serious side of life, about all the work waiting to be done and all the drama. Just let it go and have some fun. "Oh, come onnn!" Chelsea chirped, tugging on Kat's arm a little bit. Chelsea could be a very, very persuasive person. There was no way that Kat could fight her on this. No way. She laughed as Kat confessed she wouldn't know where to start. "I'm sure you can figure out." Chels said with a cheeky giggle. She knew that Kat was not a big drinker, at all. Chelsea told her before they even went out tonight that she wouldn't be egging her on to pour multiple drinks down her throat and she'd look after her, make sure she was alright and would get home. Chels was the kind of person you wanted watching your back on a night out. That was, until she was totally wasted. "Live a little!" she cheered, smiling as other people tried to encourage the actress to join in on the fun.

Not that Kat was boring, Chelsea didn't find her un-entertaining at all. Chelsea was just playing around, being the usual idiot she was. If Kat flat out didn't want to then Chelsea would stop bugging her and only playful try to encourage her to let go and do something crazy. Kat played it safe a lot of the time, compared to Chelsea that was. They were such a funny pair of friends, it was one of those "opposites attract" kind of deals. Although, they weren't totally opposite. In fact sometimes, they were very similar. Katalina wasn't as innocent as she appeared to be, Chelsea would swear down to that. Inside that good girl was a bad girl just itching to get out. It was made evident any time there was dirty jokes or sexual innuendo in the air. "You know you want to, look at that guy." she said and licked her index finger and held it in the air, making a little hiss noise. Because he was hot.

Along with the surrounding people who were stood around the bar, Chelsea cheered as Kat threw her hands up in defeat - she was going to do it. "You only have to do one, alright?" she said and gave a naughty grin. That was if Kat wanted to stop at one. "Okay so, you take the salt..." she said, after dipping her finger in tequila and making a line across his very Abercrombie and Fitch male model type of body and covered the area in the salt. "And you lick it off, then you suck up all the drink real quick and take the lime afterwards. It's pretty simple, I'm sure even if the most innocent can do it." she teased playfully, putting her hands together in prayer formation. HA, Kat was no nun. You could say that the friends she kept, like these boisterous and tattooed bad boys and girls were corrupting her. But Chelsea would argue that she was already a playful little miss beforehand! "Go kitty Kat, you saucy minx, you!" she cheered playfully and laughed.

[kat]

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kat watched as chelsea set up the tequila and salt on the bartender. her stomach filled with butterflies at the thought of taking the body shot. or maybe that was just the alcohol. whatever it was, kat bit her lip and listened carefully to chelsea as she explained how to do it. it was simple enough. the difficult part would be working up enough nerve to actually do it. people were still cheering her on, yelling for her to get on with it. waving them down, kat started giggling again. "okay, okay!" she told the small crowd. it was now or never, because she knew she couldn't back down now. not only would chelsea not let her, neither would the small group of girls cheering her on. placing her hands on the bar as if she was bracing herself, she took a good look at the bartender. he sure was smoking hot. it helped the situation and kat took a deep breath and leaned in. she closed her eyes and licked the salt off slowly, probably more slowly than she should have to make this as painless as possible. she heard a couple of people whooping in the background and she kept going.

trying not to laugh, kat opened her eyes. this wasn't so hard! it was actually...kind of fun. sucking the tequila up quickly, kat leaned her head back to knock it down her throat and laughed. finally, she leaned over the bartender's handsome face and pulled the lime out of his mouth with hers. the tequila was making her head swim and so when she pulled away with the lime in her mouth, the first thing she did was pull it out, wave it in the air and shout. "wooo!" she yelled, having accomplished a feat she'd never thought she would. she could film scenes for hours on end with no breaks, she could solve sudoku puzzles like no one's business, but taking a body shot had been an obstacle that she wasn't sure she could overcome, just because she'd always been so shy. it couldn't have had anything to do with the fact that she had a little to much to drink already, but she'd done it and she was proud of herself. now that she was sufficiently buzzed, kat would be more likely to do something else crazy, something more daring. she just hoped someone would stop her if she got out of control, though that was very unlikely.

throwing the lime away, kat turned back to chelsea. "that was...fun!" she told her friend, as if she was surprised that she hadn't gotten her head bitten off or something. giving a bow to her small audience that had been cheering her on, kat picked up the bottle of tequila sitting on the bar to set up shots. she knew she would probably regret this in the morning if she could remember it but she figured, why the hell not? she only lived once, she was trying to get out of her shell, she wanted to shed her holier-than-thou goody-two-shoes image, and this was the perfect way to do it. turning to look at the guys (particularly the bartender) within the vicinity, she put on a devilish smirk. "who wants to do one off me?" she asked, the gnawing feeling at the pit of her stomach disintegrating with every shot of tequila.

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[chelsea]

Chelsea should have been a cheerleader. If only for the awesome kit she could have worn but also because she had a big mouth and she knew how to get the crowd going. She had everyone who was huddled around the bar chanting “Go Kat, go Kat!” while Kat began to prepare herself and eventually completed the task of taking a body shot from the bartender. Chelsea slapped as Kat celebrated her triumph and she held up her hand to high five the girl. Well, that bartender had an interesting story to tell his friends (or twitter) later: hey guess what, Katalina Stevenson licked salt and sucked tequila off of her body tonight! "Oh shit, I think I've unleashed a beast!" Chelsea said but she stated it with a big ass grin.

Okay so while she didn't intentionally want to be a bad influence on Kat or lead her astray, she would possibly confess after a few more shot glasses of this tequila that she was kind of loving this right now. Seeing the ultimate good girl go bad. Although she wasn't going bad, she was just stepping out of her comfort zone and out of the box and having a laugh. Nothing wrong with that. It wasn't like this was the start of something terrible and Kat was going to turn into another stereotypical young actress who went from bright and shiny to tattered and troubled. No way was Kat going to do a Britney or turn into Lindsay Lohan. But she didn't have to act like an angel 24/7 if she didn't want to. Just because she was in the public eye and everyone seemed to expect her to be the girl who could do no wrong and nothing out of character or shocking, didn't mean she had to restrict herself. Chelsea was all about getting go of your inhibitions and giving people a big fuck you if they tried to tell her how or who to be.

As her friend grabbed the bottle, Chelsea began to laugh and stepped in front of Kat when she turned to all the guys. Oh hell no, none of those bitches were getting their dirty paws on her Kitty Kat. Well, maybe later on! "Nevermind them, me! I want to do one!" she said, bouncing a little as she spoke, which was a dangerous thing to do when she was wearing a strapless dress. And remembering this, she gave the dress a quick tug at the band around her chest, thankful for the inside support as the dress had a built in bra with a band at the hem to keep her goodies secure.

She looked at Kat, who also had chosen to wear a dress tonight like Chelsea had and realised she couldn't very well lift the thing up to be the surface of a body shot. "Shit, we'll have to do the old 'shot glass in the cleavage' game." she said, wondering if the bartender had any test tube shot glasses or if any test tube shots were sealed with the alcohol already in them. Well they'd have to use the taller shot glasses or Chelsea was seriously going to have to dig around in Katalina's boobs and it could border motorboating. "Unless you wanna hitch your dress up!" Chelsea cooed, the very suggestion of such a thing got a few wolf whistles from the blokes in the nearby crowd of people. Yeah, everyone wouldn't mind catching a glimpse of an A-lister's underskirt. Hell, it'd probably end up on one of those gossip blog sites that seemed to enjoy posting up-skirt photos - how was that not bordering sexual harassment. How was that even legal?!

[kat]

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kat wasn't sure what she would have done if this had ended up in the news somewhere. sure, she was an important figure in the media, but it wasn't like people went around stalking her. right? if this ended up a twitpic or a facebook update, kat would be mortified. but then again, she'd been bracing herself for people to talk about it since day one. if she was going to change her image and step outside of the box, then she was going to have to deal with people talking about it. how else were people going to know she wasn't the goody-two-shoes everyone thought she was? katalina would just have to suck it up, and take it like a man when the time came. besides, it wasn't like people were taking pictures of her having sex with three different guys, or saw her stripping in public. this was harmless fun--and she was legal. she was over 21. this wasn't "indecent" for a 23 year old woman, this was just having fun. the only person who seemed to think otherwise was kat herself, who thought drinking of any kind made you immoral. well, that was about to change, wasn't it?

laughing and tipping her head back a little bit, kat watched chelsea wiggle and bounce as she volunteered to be the first to take a shot off of her. "well step right up then," she told chelsea. "and don't fall out of your dress. we've got enough scandals on our hands for tonight!" giggling again, kat leapt up onto the bar, perching herself on the edge and waiting to be told what to do. as chelsea suggested she "hitch her dress up," kat's jaw dropped a bit and she blushed--but only a bit. "we'll save that for another night, huh boys?" she said, shaking her head and trying to conceal a smirk. motioning to the bartender in hopes that they had some kind of shot glasses that would...stay put in kat's cleavage, she smiled as she watched him open a cabinet and pull out taller glasses. "alright, chels," she said, waving her best friend forward. "you get to do the honors. set me up!" for the second time (and probably not the last time) that night, kat was getting ready for a body shot. it seemed to come easily, once her mind was clear of all the second thoughts.

pouring a glass of tequila, kat set it aside and placed a lime in between her teeth, lying down on the bar so chelsea could have her way with her. pulling the lime out for just a moment, kat spoke. "you can put the salt where you like," she told chelsea in a very suggestive manner, laughing as she placed the lime back in her mouth. a couple of the guys standing around whooped and hollered at that, which encouraged kat to let loose a little more. this was more fun than she'd been expecting. she hadn't expected it to be boring, but she had expected to be a downer the whole night, and not enjoy herself. quite the contrary, kat was loosening up and having a great time. chelsea brought out her more carefree side, the side that she could have fun with. even though her innocent-but-not-so-innocent-as-i-seem attitude was fun, kat was sure this side of her was equally, if not more, fun for chelsea to be around.

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[chelsea]

If she wasn't falling out of her dresses, she was climbing out of them. What can I say, the girl loved nudity. But she hadn't planned on any indecent exposure of those pierced and tattooed breasts tonight, so she nodded her head firmly as Kat instructed her to keep herself in that dress of hers and she grinned widely, showing off her big front teeth. She leaned into her friend, joking saying "Come on, don't act like you wouldn't enjoy it." with a smirk and nudged Katalina playfully. Kat had probably seen enough of her for one lifetime. Chelsea often wondered if she made Kat uncomfortable sometimes.

She couldn't help who she was, a loud and outgoing wild child who was comfortable in herself and her body, enough to express her love of pin-up and alternative beauty to strip off a lot. There friendship was quite an unexpected one, most people would pair these two together but it proved that opposites attracted. They weren't total opposites but their differences worked well together. Chelsea got Kat to open up and have a laugh, push her out of her boundaries a bit and Kat could try to tone Chelsea down a bit and get her to be more proper and ladylike. Try, anyway!

But Chelsea was impressed with the Kat that was here tonight. She was having a good time and that was basically what Chelsea wanted. She was having fun with her new acquaintances and she wasn't worrying what other people were thinking or might think about it. Chels placed her fingers between her lips to whistle when she suggested the underskirt reveals were to be saved for another day and laughed. "Alright, babe. Lets do this!" Chelsea cheered and as Kat lifted herself onto the bar with the shot glass, Chelsea took the salt to line Kat's chest and hoped the tequila wouldn't spill.

She instructed Kat to sit resting on her elbows so it wouldn't spill and so Chelsea could actually get in there and get it without having to bury her head in between Kat's boobies! "Here I go. I hope I don't get smothered down here..." Chelsea grinned and then had a different idea on how to approach this and laughed to herself. She was crazy sometimes. She indeed did hitch up her dress to climb up onto the bar as well and crawled into position. On top of Kat and was giggling herself silly as she hovered her friend and rested one hand on the bar beside either side of Kat's waist.

"Hello, gorgeous." she grinned before, as if going in for a kiss, lowered her head before she diverted to Kat's chest to firstly, lick the sloppy line of salt before using her tongue and teeth to remove the tall glass which she upended without touching it (which let tequila run down her face) and she laughed, almost dropping the glass. She managed to grab it and moved back over Kat's body to bite the lime from Kat's lips. And even made nomnomnom sound effects before sitting on her knees in between Kat's legs, laughing her arse off and wiping her face. "Oh...oh my god. It's in my hair." said Chelsea, in between chortles.

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