UNAIRED INTERVIEW: EVAN BUCKLEY on E!NEWS

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HEY EVERYONE, THIS IS GIULIANA RANCIC FOR E! ENTERTAINMENT INTERVIEWING ACTOR AND MODEL EVAN BUCKLEY STARRING IN THE NEW DA SILVA FLICK COMING OUT THIS SUMMER. SO ... YOUR NAME, IS THERE ANY COOL MEANING OR STORY BEHIND IT?
"I think your name would be a rather more interesting topic to delve into … sounds Italian, like … Pizza Giuliana with extra cheese coming up!" *imitates Italian accent*

THANK YOU … I GUESS. *chuckles amused*
“Well … my ancestors come from Wales, long ago, all I know is that Evan as well as Buckley are traditional Welsh names and it means Young Warrior, d’uh!” *flexes his bizeps*

*sighs amused* FUNNY! … FUNNY … SO THERE HAS BEEN CONTROVERSY ABOUT YOUR AGE, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
"Going onto 25 … but with the experience of a 50 year old … how I did it? I don’t sleep much."

I SHOULD TRY THAT, YOU’RE NOT NATIVE TO LOS ANGELES, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
"I was born in Charleston, South Carolina. East Coast for life … or something like that crap."

YOU STARTED YOUR CAREER OFF MODELLING, HOW WAS THAT LIKE, HOW DID YOU GET DISCOVERED?
"Well the same way as Naomi Campbell: Spring Break in Miami, topless taking jello shots from a Playboy Bunny. First I was reluctant to follow that middle age man up to his room for pictures but it turned out to be the best decision of my life … people should give into chubby creeps more often."

WELL UNLIKE MANY OTHER YOUNG MALE CELEBRITIES YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCE HAS NEVER BEEN IN QUESTION; HAS IT?
"Not since now it hasn’t. Are you trying to come onto me?"

WHAT ELSE ASIDE MODELLING & ACTING ARE YOU GOOD AT? WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU BE IF YOU WEREN’T A FASHION MODEL/ACTOR?
"Well I DO pride myself in being a passionate athlete. Football is my true passion though since we all need to make money and college varsity doesn’t pay too well I have way too little time for it. In a perfect world I’d be the next Tom Brady and bang some Brazilian supermodel."

IN THAT REGARD WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"Telling people what I am not good at."

HAHA, ALRIGHT, FAIR ENOUGH. BUT IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE IN THE WORLD, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHAT WOULD YOU ASK THEM?
"Hmm … I guess I would want to meet Anna Nicole Smith and I would ask her what the hell she was thinking of leaving before my balls had dropped."

WELL, I NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE, BUT THAT BRINGS UP THE QUESTION: BRIEFS OR BOXERS?
"Commando."

OH, ALRIGHT. COMING TO THE MOVIE YOU'RE STARING IN AND THE CONTROVERSY AROUND YOUR PERSON. WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO IN YOUR FREE-TIME OTHER THAN DRINKING?
*rolls eyes* "Well, I stumble naked into boy-scout meetings, draw genitals on little kid’s birthday cakes, barf into old women’s purses, pass out on the center green of the highway … well, what do you do when you’re drunk all the time?"

O-KAY … IN THAT CONTEXT THE NEXT QUESTION MIGHT COME OFF AS ODD … BUT IS THERE ANYONE THAT INSPIRED YOU?
"Well, got my friend & manager Brady who used to be on booze, drugs and Twizzlers … I wanna be able to stomach twizzlers when I am all grown up. But yeah he’s a good guy, bit deluded … heavily deluded … he’s engaged."

ANYTHING ELSE YOU ENJOY BESIDES THAT?
“Well, wine lover, right here. Also a heroin lover in case anyone wants to schedule a poppy tour. Huuuge heroin fan. Don’t use it, just like being around it, study it, appreciate it, use it sometimes.”

UM … AND THERE IS STILL A WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE?
"One?! Well … haha … funny. But I know what you mean … THE one. The epitome of the cock-blocking monogamistic stranglehold. Yeah, she’s a bomb … the whole package, the luxury edition package, the one with the extra little golden thong. No I am single ... d'uh! You coming onto me now?!"

THIS IS STRAING A BIT OFF THE TOPIC … WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THE MOVIE?
"Well … between you and me … wait for the DVD.” *leans in whispering* “Turn the lights down, get some chocolate syrup, some cleenex … maybe light some candles and put John Mayer on … I am serious, buy the movie! You do NOT want to be in a cinema when the shirt comes off!"

UM … IF THE MOVIE IS SUCESSFUL, WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS?
"Hon, I only know where I am going to be in five minutes … outta here with that leggy blond holding the cables over there."

SO YOU PREFER BLONDES?
"You sound jealous!"

I AM MARRIED!
"Nobody’s perfect."

THAT LINE WAS FROM INDEPENDENCE DAY
"No, from the drug dealer down the street."

OKAY; YOU’RE FUNNY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY COMEDY IN THE FUTURE?
"Yeah … am going to audition for a biopic on Justin Bieber’s sex life."

HAHA THAT IS BOUND TO BE HIGH COMEDY
"I was making a joke."

AND I WAS LAUGHING, WASN’T I?
"Bitch alert!"

ANYWAYS, BEING SEMI FAMOUS …
"SEMI?! WTF?"

… DO YOU ALREADY HAVE SOME KIND OF ENTOURAGE?
"No, really not. But I have an illegal Mexican kid washing my car!"

THANK YOU EVAN BUCKLEY … MORE ON E! ONLINE!
"We gonna have sex now or later?"

HAHA …
"This time it wasn’t a joke."

*silence*
"Okay bye."