( i'm on a boat )

[drew]

andrew kensington jacobs.

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CAN BE REACHED AT FIVE FIVE FIVE ZERO SIX NINE.






"so i completely think that i should tell you that i love you. actually no, that was
really random to say. oh damn, i hope i didn't ruin your day now. in that case,
DREW LOVES YOU but not in that romantic way. what the heck am i saying
now -laughs- anyway, of course i'm not at the phone 'cause i'm probably
working or partying, in that case, you should come too! again, i'm getting off
topic. leave me a message after the beep and i'll get back to you bitches."

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"i was so wrong for so long, only trying to please myself. i was caught up in
her lust when i don't really want no one else oh no, i know i should've
treated you better but me and you were meant to last forever so let me in and
give me another chance to really be a man 'cause when the roof caved in and"
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"ottoman couch, how handsome your furniture, lovelier now, but dressed for
a funeral, begging you to sit for a portrait on the wall to hang in the dark of
some parliamentary hall. elegant clothes you want to be seen with her,
under your tweeds you sweat like a teenager, begging you to sit for a portrait"
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"this is why events unnerve me they find it all, a different story notice whom
for wheels are turning turn again and turn towards this time all she asks is
the strength to hold me then again the same old story word will travel oh so
quickly travel first and lean towards this time i'll break them all, no mercy shown"
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"this door is always open, this door is always open, no one has the guts to
shut us out. but if we have to go now, i guess there's always hope that, some
place will be serving after hours. this night is winding down but time means
nothing, as always at this hour time means nothing, one final final round cos"
one new voice mail ringer.[/color] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - i'm on a boat, the lonely island.
"aw, shit, get your towels ready, its about to go down. everybody in the place hit
the fuckin deck, but stay on your motherfuckinn toes. we runnin' this. let's go.
i'm on a boat. i'm on a boat. everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat.
i'm on a boat. i'm on a boat. take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' boat."
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like, low-cut, see-through shirts that make ya, that's the way she come through
like. 'cause i just set them up, just set them up, just set them up tonight (to
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# ONE - - - EST, BY WHITE LIES


"if you tell me to jump then i'll die,
in my dreams i'll be there, i always
hoped that i'd learn how to fly, in
my dreams i'm there, you can tie my
hands to the walls but you can't
tie my dreams to this place."
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blake ryen bailey.[/i][/color][/font]
# THREE - - - PICTURE PERFECT, CHRIS BROWN


It's picture perfect the way you work it girl
What's your purpose? 'cause I deserve it girl
Before we get into it something crazy
all you fellows back up off my lady
Get you one 'cause I got that one
It's the way she wears her clothes
The beauty overload
The definition of a star
Wanna meet her?
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this was inspired by a lot of different people, but violette probably had the
biggest role. mad props to her. the lyrics are made by demi lovato. sydknee
says![/color] is responsible for the coding and the images, so don't you even thin
k about stealing it. because she worked very hard and she'll be very pissed
if you do. she'll go all hbic on you. & ending on a positive, thanks for using!
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[drew]

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colbie b. jacobs.

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"i almost forgot to say something else,
and if i can't fit it in, i'll keep it to myse
lf. i almost wrote a song about you toda
y, but i tore it all up and i threw it away.
i almost had you, but i guess that does
n't cut it. i almost had you." - - - - - - -


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colbie b. jacobs.

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@[/color][/font] TEN FIFTY THREE PM ON SEPTEMBER FIFTH.

hey, the colbs. want to get together for
a quick soccer practice? you know, we
could just kick the ball around for a wh
ile or something . just to get pumped b
efore tomorrow's game. - - - - - - - - - -



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colbie b. jacobs.

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@[/color][/font] TEN FIFTY THREE PM ON SEPTEMBER FIFTH.

dude! i'm at the field! a few of the girls
from the soccer team are practicing rig
ht now. what are the chances, right? i g
uess you don't have to come after all.-



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@[/color][/font] TEN FIFTY THREE PM ON SEPTEMBER FIFTH.

dude! i'm at the field! a few of the girls
from the soccer team are practicing rig
ht now. what are the chances, right? i g
uess you don't have to come after all.



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[tessa1]

ember r. ashford.

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# ONE - - - EST, BY WHITE LIES


"if you tell me to jump then i'll die,
in my dreams i'll be there, i always
hoped that i'd learn how to fly, in
my dreams i'm there, you can tie my
hands to the walls but you can't
tie my dreams to this place."

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[tessa1]

ember r. ashford.

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@[/color][/font] NINE OH ONE AM ON JANUARY TWENTIETH.

oh ew it's drew. actually, i am. i'm
assuming you are? oh, dear. party
in the u.s.a syndrome. i've had that
before. the cure would be a healthy
dose of loud music! or a large dose of
something else equally annoying, like
me. want to meet up?
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[tessa1]

ember r. ashford.

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@[/color][/font] NINE AM ON JANUARY TWENTIETH.

the moon? you should have brought
me with you. get me a moon rock!
oh, i can't listen to lady gaga, she
just kills my brain cells. it's no wonder
i can hardly bring myself to turn the
radio on nowadays. and i can get pretty
bad. bahahaha. actually, i'm free now.
i finally got a part in a movie but filming
hasn't started yet so i'm just waiting.
not much to do.
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[tessa1]

ember r. ashford.

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@[/color][/font] NINE AM ON JANUARY TWENTIETH.

they have cheese on the moon? i
want to live there. now. oh larry is
an excellent name. maybe... larry
bob marley. yes, i like that name.
oh, poor gaga. now nobody will
sleep with her. the skeleton at the
end just creeped me out. and those
shoes... they must have hurt. well,
i'm not supposed to say much about
the movie, but it's an action movie
and there will be at least three a-listers
in it. THREE! this may be my big break.
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[tessa1]

ember r. ashford.

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@[/color][/font] NINE AM ON JANUARY TWENTIETH.

wow. it all makes sense now. cheese craters. and
bob marley is the bomb! and reggae is epic, but
don't expect me to turn up with dreadlocks and
colorful outfits. oh, paris hilton kills everything. all
she has to do is point at something, say 'that's hot'
and whatever is not hot is dead. i stumbled upon
that wonderful piece of art when i was watching
mtv like the social butterfly i am. i swear a bit of
me died that day. oh, just a few people called jack
bailey, natalie delaney and cameron adelaide. -squeal-
i am SO excited. oh, as if i could forget you. \:
but really, come and meet me somewhere, i am so bored.
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[tessa1]

ember r. ashford.

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@[/color][/font] NINE AM ON JANUARY TWENTIETH.

i don't know why i never realized this before.
of course the moon is a ball of swiss cheese.
it's all completely sane. xD oh no, now i have
to change my outfit. D: just kidding. don't
disown me. yeah that's true, but p.hilton is
a total bimbo. you could do better. ah, yes,
mtv. the polluter of minds and the advertising
of merchandise. wonderful channel. yes, jack,
natalie and cameron. this will be a big big
movie. booooyahh. of course i'll get you their
autographs! it's okay if i look like a total desperate
because i only have a minor role. pftth. blake
bailey times three, i beat you. and i most certainly
will not forget you. just maybe your name P:
you'd be starstruck too. oh yeah, you should
never forget the alien, that would be just tragic.
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[ciara]

blake ryen bailey.

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# SPEED DIAL NUMBER - - - PICTURE PERFECT, CHRIS BROWN


It's picture perfect the way you work it girl
What's your purpose? 'cause I deserve it girl
Before we get into it something crazy
all you fellows back up off my lady
Get you one 'cause I got that one
It's the way she wears her clothes
The beauty overload
The definition of a star
Wanna meet her?
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[tessa1]

ember r. ashford.

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@[/color][/font] NINE AM ON JANUARY TWENTIETH.

ridiculous how scientists insist it isn't true.
oh, yeah, i'm the thorn, and you will bleed
if you try to get rid of me. xD don't even
think about it. yeah, i'm pretty proud. but
you have your own little movie to run, well
done. oh please, don't even talk about it.
if necessary, i'll drag you along so you can
remind me who you are every now and then.
O: what about... the café montmartre? in
about an hour?
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[tessa1]

ember r. ashford.

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@[/color][/font] NINE AM ON JANUARY TWENTIETH.

neither did i. I was destined to be a star.
yeah, but it's what happens behind
the scenes that count. without people like
you, there is no movie. well, i'll be mostly
in LA, but I may or may not be in morocco,
february to april. rawr. so you probably
can't tag along after all. i'll get those
autographs, though. well, you know, i'm a
girl. it takes me a loooong time to get ready.
don't complain. xD
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[tessa1]

ember r. ashford.

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@[/color][/font] NINE AM ON JANUARY TWENTIETH.

you deserve all the credit i give you.
take it like a man, drew. xD and that
is the most important job of all, although
i would never look like i weighed that
much. -cough- i should be filming from
february to april, basically. i'll be all
over the place. touché. but i'm
me, and i like to look nice. so shh. xD
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[tessa1]

ember r. ashford.

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@[/color][/font] NINE AM ON JANUARY TWENTIETH.

you know what i mean. -scoff- oh,
psh. i'm plenty small. too small, in
fact. i need to find a way to keep
growing till i'm not the size of a ten
year old. >_> aw dude, you joke.
okay, tell you what, i'll sacrifice some
beauty time to make up for the three
months. meet you in thirty minutes?
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[tessa1]

ember r. ashford.

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@[/color][/font] NINE AM ON JANUARY TWENTIETH.

pft. steroids are very bad for you.
i've heard they give you cancer.
and make you really bulky. I'M TOO
SMALL TO BE BULKY baaaah
that's just bad luck. well, I'm sure
you'll be working longer than i will
so i'll come visit then. you don't
get a say in the matter. and aww,
that's so sweet, except you've never
seen me without makeup. bwahaha.
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