// what a beautiful day ,,

[cooper]

-phone is ringing-

falon.

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[falon]

-picks up- "wow, long time no talk coop!"

[cooper]

"i know, i know!" -chuckles- "how have you been, miss zadian?"

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[falon]

"urgh could be better. i just love it when five of your clients are in blockbusters this summer and photo shoots are coming in left and right. buuuttt, my sister broke up with cash cooper so at least i don't have to kill myself. how about you?"

[cooper]

"wow, sounds like you're keeping yourself busy. i've been.. alright. i'm fed up with louisiana. and if you know how to break up a sibling's relationship please let me know. i've done just about everything i can think of to get my sister to dump her jackass boyfriend. i even sent her a bodyguard.."

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[falon]

"well the bodyguard mustn't be cute enough. and if i told you what i did i'd have to kill you. unless honor's already told you?"

[cooper]

"chan says he looks like ashton kutcher. and what the hell? honor has been holding out on me. what did you do?!"

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[falon]

"ashton kutcher huh? and he wasn't enough to lure her away? i wouldn't tell you this if you weren't in the same position i was in, but if you want chan to break up with her boyfriend, he's gotta cheat."

[cooper]

"you got cash to cheat? can you get kyle to cheat? ..i mean, i'd try but obviously i'm not his type.."

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[falon]

"yeah but don't tell anyone! especially chesa. and you think i slept with cash? AHAHAHA. HELL NO. he slept with phoebe olivia grace."

[cooper]

"well then. can you send phoebe olivia grace to spend the night with kyle?"

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[falon]

"i doubt i could. it was a team effort to get phoebe and cash in the same room considering they'd never talk to me."

[cooper]

"well that sucks. ...would you be interested in spending a night with kyle?"

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[falon]

"i'd rather get aids, coop."

[cooper]

"maybe he can help you with that.."

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