turn the tv on, throw my hand in my pants

[micah]

speaking with micah zadian

:: dials tabitha; hears ringing ::

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" -picks up- hey, are you alright? you seem a bit testy "

[micah]

speaking with micah zadian

"huh, of course i'm fine. what could possibly be wrong?"

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" i don't know, that's why i'm asking. -pause-
i know that you're upset because of your
drunken night of fun and i'm sorry for stirring
up your bad side. i've learned my lesson..well
two lessons actually. you actually made me feel
guilty. -laughs- which doesn't happen often. "

[micah]

speaking with micah zadian

"wow..." :: pause. :: "i've never seen you be anything but mischievous. now you're guilty. how exactly did i make that happen?

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" honestly, i have no idea. -laughs- i was
kinda hoping you would just say you had that
affect on women or something cheesy like that. "

[micah]

speaking with micah zadian

"i could say that, but you and i know both know i don't have that affect on women. my affect on women is to make them look at me like i'm a puppy who just got ran over by a car."

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" just to clarify if i saw a dead puppy i'd find it
pretty disgusting...dead things bother me.
my first thought isn't aww it's eww. "

[micah]

speaking with micah zadian

:: pause :: "you know, you have a way with words. you always know how to make the situation better. in case you can't tell from my voice, i'm being completely sarcastic."

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" hey, i'm trying out this new thing called
consoling, i'm rusty. but i actually wanted to talk
to you about something but since you're being
sarcastic - i'll keep it to myself. "

[micah]

speaking with micah zadian

:: muffled sounds of throwing up. :: "um... how about we stop playing games and say what's got to be said? you first."

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May 18, 2011 8:50:22 GMT -5 @tabitha said:

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" okay ew, i thought you were done with that.
no you first, so that way i'll know if i should even
bother with what i need to say... "

[micah]

speaking with micah zadian

"apparently, i'm not. anyway, all i really have to say is that you make it really hard to like you. with you being a jerk all the time. but you're working on it since you're sitting here on the phone with sick ol' me."

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" i honestly don't mean to be a jerk to you.
when i say those things it's not to be mean,
it's just how i am. -pause- so sorry. but i was
calling to ask if you wanted to go on like, an
actual date or something. "

[micah]

speaking with micah zadian

"... i feel like throwing up again. uh... no, not that i don't want to, but that just made me nervous. i guess, we can do that. do you have anything in mind?"