don't trust me --

[hannah1]

why the fuck do remote controls have thirty five billion buttons?

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[ open, yo ]

[phoenix]

throw your boobs in the air, if you's a true playa.

[hannah1]

i'm almost positive if i throw them i'll get a black eye. >,<

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[phoenix]

good gene, bad gene. you choose.

[hannah1]

a little of both. but hey, at least i didn't get the chewbacca-like hair gene.

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[phoenix]

stfu! i make it work, i'm sexy.

[hannah1]

sure, for girls who're into that sort of thing....

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[phoenix]

i get jumped on at the star wars conventions.

anyways, how are you feeling sis?

[hannah1]

i'm fine. i need to go out and get smashed, but i'll survive. and how are you?

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[phoenix]

i'm fabulous. did i tell you about me and cole finding a naked stripper in the bath tub?

[hannah1]

please tell me you don't have aids.....

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[phoenix]

LOL NO. cole banged the stripper. he is the one with aids.

[hannah1]

that's sad. he's too cute to have aids. oh well. but that sounds.. interesting.. i guess?

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[phoenix]

it was interesting. sooooooo i'm bored. you are doing a horrible job of entertaining me.

[hannah1]

come to new york and help me figure out this goddamn remote. >,<

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