EYES ON FIRE , *

[vincent]

--- caaaaash, you need to come over, my mom wants to meet you. you know, since you're the best friend and all. xD

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[erica]

--- aww i was dreading the moment you said thaat. you know parents hate me, right? they take one look at me and BOOM, instant hatred. xD

[vincent]

--- my mom isnt like that, she'll only see you for a few minutes - cook and then leave. its my grandma you gotta worry about...well maybe she'll be dead by then. im just kidding.

[erica]

--- hhm...i guess i could meet her. i mean, i do eat her food like..every day. haha what a nice thought about your grandma.

[vincent]

--- this is true, which is why you've been gaining weight. i think you're a bit chunky. just sayin. and my nana is a nagger. she nags all the time and stares at people and then talks about them. rude lady...to outsiders. xD

[erica]

--- chunky? -looks at self- i'm not chunky, you douche. i work out every day so i dunno what you're talking about. -_- yeah...i'm imagining that happening to me right now and it for some reason made me laugh. you're nana's gonna talk mass shit about me. awesome. xD maybe i'll stare right back at her and learn a few italian phrases to tell her. like...wtf are you looking at g-ma?

[vincent]

--- hey man, i only tell you the truth cause i care. when you stop waving, your arm fat keeps waving at me. xD maybe, idk but there have been times when she's liked my friends. just tell her your italian and she might leave you alone. maybe. and ooo, you have the famous corrozo/gambino eyes - so it's a win win for you.

[erica]

--- screw you, vince. my arms aren't fatty. xD i could pull that off. daddy dearest sent me to Italy for a while...so..you know that makes me partially Italian..>__> ooh, my eyes are slightly famous now. i never noticed that similarity between us. we've been friends for too long. i'm starting to look like you. -screams- xP

[vincent]

--- that no way makes you partially italian...at all. xD nope, no way. but since you're older - doesn't that mean that i am starting look like you? and if thats the case, im doomed because girls love my baby face, not your old face. xD

[erica]

--- yeah well, i say it's close enough. xD well yeah...true. but you're only two years younger. your face isn't that babyish. besides, my face is mature not old. so suck on that, bitch. xD

[vincent]

--- thats not what the ladies tell me...or maybe its because im liked by the cougars. o; im not gonna talk/argue with you about your face, maan. x] you believe what you want. IM SO BORED. BUY ME SOMETHING.

[erica]

--- yeah yeah whatever. the cougz like me just fine. WHO AM I? YOUR MOTHER? i'm not buying you jack shit. :]

[vincent]

--- then stay away from my mom, don't need a stepdad mmk? mmk. and i didnt ask for jack shit, i asked for you to buy me something...come on its my birthday soon...

[erica]

--- x___x that's really gross, dude. ha. yeah right. your birthday isn't for another six months.

[vincent]

--- true i guess. they call her a milf not me. she's just mother dearest, cant deny it nor do anything. dammit, i was hoping you didnt know my birthday. -.-